What Happens At The Nova Stays At The Nova...

UNTIL NOW! Seriously anyone who thought this wouldn't happen obviously doesn't know me very well. Plus I didn't pinky-swear. Oh boy here we go.

Last night I went to the Villa Nova West with some friends for dinner and...uhh...let's say hi-jinks. Here is some of what happened. I will keep them vague to protect the guilty.

Nickname appropriate gifts were handed out
The Mountain Dew went bad and tasted like Ginger Ale
Country music's biggest disappointment was mocked relentlessly
Some people went home with less leg hair than they arrived with
Some people are dart savants
There was dancing and singing to "Shoop"
Puerto Rican girls like Taylor Swift or Alan Jackson
Some people paid good money for no songs at all
Sometimes jokes can hurt (but people making jokes are SORRY and they meant no harm)
Some people discovered boundries
Principals like to go out and have fun too
Bartenders are attentive when whistled at
Karaoke can be painful
Some people know lots of "old school" rap songs
Don McLean is suing for destruction of a good song
That girl has been experimenting with recreational pharmaceuticals
That same girl may be a guy
Sometimes alcohol makes you repeat things
Eve 6 sings "Inside Out"
Some people are brave with other peoples lives and well being
Apparently PennDOT has added 2 extra lanes on Rt 30 between the Centerville exit and the Lititz pike exit

Well thanks to all who partied hardy at the Nova, you know who you are. And if you don't you must have had a better time than you thought.