Apparently Your Priorities Can Be Off If You're A Manheim Township Cop

Yesterday I was coming back from a delivery and as I got near Park City I saw a strange thing in the grass near the Alcoa building. It looked like fresh tire tracks in the grass. As I got closer I saw what made those tire tracks a red pick-up that was parked way to close to a tree. I guess they either lost control or saw the tree falling and wanted to help. Now I was in the lane closest to the shoulder in the next lane was one of Manheim Township's finest. I looked over and was stunned at this cop driving by an obvious accident. But we must cut him some slack he was going to get his cruiser washed at Cloister. "Sorry sir I know that steering column is embedded in your abdomen, but my car is a little dirty." or "Listen I'd love to chase that murder suspect, but he just turned onto a dirt road and I just had this thing waxed." Remind me not to be in the need of assistance in Manheim Township.