My Summer Beat Up Your Summer

Yeah it may be presumptuous but if you read on you will discover that not only did my summer beat up your summer, but it also gave it several nougies, a swirly and one wicked atomic wedgie! To prove it my summer included (not in any particular order)...

• Lunch with my Aunt Pat, my Uncle Burt, my Mom, my Dad and my girlfriend at Tokyo Diner (the first time I went to a hibachi).
• Glow golf on a miniature golf course.
• Packing ducks for Schreiber.
• Painting my girlfriend's house
• The Schreiber duck race that was rained out but got my picture in the paper.
• Riding the OGO ball.
• Riding the IGO ball.
• Going to my first Phillies game a Citizen's Bank Ballpark. And seeing a huge neon sign for my new employer.
• Speaking of employers I had 4 of them this summer.
• The Combine Demolition Derby at The Buck.
• The LCBC picnic for Liberty Place.
• Going to Longwood Gardens.
• A day trip to Washington DC. This included an art museum and the Holocaust Museum

So what can I say...game, set, match...and your summer is down for the count...he shoots he scores...and at the line its my summer by 13 car lengths. Ah yes the only problem is now I have to find a way to top this summer next year. Crud, I think I may have set the bar a little high.