My New Book

I have decided to write a book. It will be titled Kevin Wood's Guide to Emotions: Good, Bad and 98 others.

It has recently come to my attention that (hold on to your hats men) there are more than just 2 emotions. I know! I was shocked too. And apparently hungry may not be one. Any way the subject of my book will be to inform people (mostly men) about these other 98 emotional words. I will also delve into the myth that OK, Fine and Great are all synonyms. Now I also have come up with a brand new communication system that uses numbers. What man can't use numbers. You come home, you've had a hard day and your wife says "How are you?" And instead of just saying "Good, I'll have a cold drink." now you can say "Good, 83, I'll have a cold beer.". See the difference, fantastic. If I can help just one man, it will be worth it. I will with each book include an easy to read wall poster and handy laminated pocket reference for easy emotional communication. After reading my book you will not only be better equipped to communicate with anyone but you will also be $39.99 poorer. Laminations aren't cheap my friend. So all in all everybody wins. So run out soon to your local bookstore. You know the one it's next to the beer distributor and across the street from that place that sells fried dough on a stick. Man I'm hungry now. Well happy emotions, and if my system doesn't work for you you can take comfort in the fact that I still get to keep the $39.99.