Recently I asked my sister if she had accomplished a task she was trying to get done. She said "No, every time I get home and lay on the couch I forget about it until the next day when I can't do it.". It is because of this phenomena that I have coined a new phrase. "Horizontal Amnesia". This occurs at any time when your body becomes prone and you forget to do something.
Example
Bob "Hey Ted did you you call the ambulance? I'm bleeding pretty good from this gunshot wound."
Ted "Oh, sorry Bob I laid down on the couch to watch TV, and I must have gotten Horizontal Amnesia."
Try this new phrase today, and don't forget to...hey NCIS is on, it must not have been important.
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