The Middle of Nowhere

Way back in 2001 my Sister and I were crossing this great country of ours taking in the sights and trying not to kill each other. We were successful, I am writing this and she lives in Florida. Anyway back to the sights. We saw many things the Grand Canyon, the Field of Dreams baseball field, the Pacific Ocean, Mellon Arena and the former Four Corners site. I say former because in case you haven't heard the government announced this week they made a little boo-boo. Their calculations were a little off, maybe they forgot to carry the 1 or maybe it was some guys first day. Whatever the reason the place where we stood thinking it is pretty cool to be in 4 states at once was apparently the place to stand in 2 states at once. Now I think that if you can prove you were there then our government should fly us out to the REAL four corners so we can take more pictures, all expenses paid of course. And let's face it, it makes a lot more sense than some of the stuff they spend our hard earned money on. Finally here is a tip from me to the government. This is my policy; if you make a mistake that no one will ever figure out don't go broadcasting it. And if some guy with too much time on his hands figures it out, just say it was like that when we moved in.