Hail The Conquering Plumber

At a recent church service the pastor was talking about Hernando Cortes and he said that Cortes was a conqueror. He then said that in those times being a conqueror was a common thing. It was about like being a banker or PLUMBER today. WOW, can you imagine there is a knock at your door. You answer it and there in the doorway is your Conqueror. With a plunger for a sword, a drain snake as a whip and an old washer door as a shield he is ready to take over your bathroom (or laundry room) laying waste to all who stand in his way. Kinda gives you chills don't it.